Everything I needed to know I learned from Pink Floyd

I just realized today that Pink Floyd can teach you a lot about life. If you don't believe me, then here, I'll show you:

"Don't take drugs."

"Life stinks. Build a wall."

"Sometimes people will fire you just 'cause they don't like you."

"Fire someone, and when you resign, they'll come right back in again."

"Be at least a little whimsical."

"It's not a good idea to have insane members in your band."

"Write 20 minute songs if it makes you feel good."